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Joke of the Day

"Why do Java programmers need glasses? Because they can't C#."

"What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl? Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)"

"""Sleep is for the dead"". Yeah cos you look so alive when you're yawning. #stupidsayings"

"I don't hate you. Hate is such a strong word. I just want to tickle your brain with this ice pick."

"What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup? Turn off their console and go to sleep."

"Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?"

"I cant believe I got fired from the calendar factory I mean, I only took a day off"

"Anyone who says 'they wish they could be a fly on the wall' has clearly never been attacked by a woman with a rolled up newspaper."

"If 7 out of 10 sports fans have below average intelligence, what percentage of sports fans is that? 110%. [Aaaaaand we prove once again that morons are humorless. Really should know that by now.]"

"Cerebral palsy It's the thinkin man's palsy"