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Joke of the Day

"Jesus is a deadbeat dad Said he'd be coming back soon 2000 years ago and we're still waiting."

"Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution."

"What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!"

"A great joke to play on people in their 20's would be to replace the computers in a library with a card catalog."

"My son asked me why girls pee sitting down. I told them they're lazy."

"Why did the case against the great dessert robber get thrown out? De minimis non curat lex."

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? ... They're really good at it."

"Why do bakers start working so early in the morning? Because they knead dough."

"No thanks, Party Casino; if I wanted to gamble when watching porn, I'd start the video with the volume on full and my door wide open."

"What do you call a smart blonde? A mircale"