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Joke of the Day
"Of course, Lil' Wayne isn't his real name. It's Lillian Waynard."
Next Joke
"Been chatting with this 14 year old girl. Real sexy and flirty. Things are going great, but now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How fucking cool is that for someone her age."
"What's the difference between a jew and pork ? Cooking time."
"I started crossfit yesterday And my throat is killing me"
"it's always sad when you have to take your sick goldfish out to the pasture and shoot it in the head."
"What do you call a gay Nobel Prize Laureate in a blender? A homogeneous mixture."
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming? Bob."
"That show ""Catfish"" should just be called ""People Who Have Never Heard of Google."""
"What's the best thing about North Korea? The traffic."
"Hey baby! What's up? Baby: My mother's uterus."