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Joke of the Day

"Why do Mexican families make tamales on Christmas Eve? So the kids have something to unwrap on Christmas morning."

"DVDs died beacuse of Torrents. Hence, DVD Rip."

"In light of recent events... ...I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball. He'd be a great *switch* hitter."

"A guy with a rock on his head hit someone and was charged with basalt and hattery."

"It is okay to make jokes about Donald Trump, For now..."

"Me: I love you with my hole heart. Wife: Wrong hole."

"VILLIAN: all this money is mine BANK TELLER: help us Velcroman, he's getting away VELCROMAN: *stuck to the floor* who puts carpet in a bank?"

"Why is semen white and pee yellow? So you know whether he's coming or going."

"Who may become a Prime Minister? Theresa may."

"What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."