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Joke of the Day

"Why do Mexican families make tamales on Christmas Eve? So the kids have something to unwrap on Christmas morning."

"Why don't my dog and my cat get along? She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!"

"My old guitar teacher was arrested yesterday... He got caught fingering A Minor."

"how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the back, 2 in the front, ad six million in the ashtray."

"I never let people borrow my shoes, because if they walk a mile in them they'll know how much I exaggerate my problems."

"Saw Marshawn Lynch at the eye clinic a few days ago. He told me he was just there so he won't get blind."

"First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil."

"Four men are in a boat trying to smoke some cigarettes, but they don't have a lighter. One man throws a cigarette over board and now the whole boat is a cigarette lighter."

"What do 9 volt batteries and butt holes have in common? You know you shouldn't, but one day you're probably going to try licking one."

"What's the difference between illegal and unlawful? One is against the law, the other is a sick bird."