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Joke of the Day
"First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil."
Next Joke
"Sorry I started singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the accountability meeting, but you said ""easy come, easy go"" so I just ran with it.."
"Kia or Nokia? There is a company called Kia and a company called no Kia. I'm not sure who to believe..."
"Friend: Who's that? Me: Oh...that's crazy Kathy. F: Why do you call her that? Is she funny or something? Me: No. She eats hair."
"I pulled a muscle trying to avoid my neighbor in the grocery store."
"What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry, and soap"
"I asked my mom one time why I was white and she was black. She said, "" the way I remember the party you're lucky you don't bark."""
"Knock knock Who's there? Olaf. Olaf who? Olaf the other reindeer."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!! - Shorty"
"I've heard making the perfect salad can be pretty difficult... Not exactly **rocket** science though, is it?"