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Joke of the Day

"Four men are in a boat trying to smoke some cigarettes, but they don't have a lighter. One man throws a cigarette over board and now the whole boat is a cigarette lighter."

"How many men does it take to change a light bulb? Not all of them."

"My Doctor says I need to start exercising religiously. So now I hit the gym on Christmas and Easter."

"Bailiff: State your name for the court Hr: Clara Sofia Alba Constanza Guadalupe... Judge: That's enough I want to get out of here b4 lunch!"

"I play in the band I play the circle, it used to be the triangle but I beat the fuck out of it"

"My friend claims that he is a really good boxer. He doesn't strike me as one."

"What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them? Races 'em."

"Her love makes my world go round."

"In the competition of female logics, a random number generator won."

"The bottle said to apply liberally So I bitched and complained the whole time I used it."