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Joke of the Day
"Why don't my dog and my cat get along? She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!"
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"Gravity is such a slut She goes down on everything"
"Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs? He only had Non-Stick pans."
"[meeting] Bill: we'll call it BILLOSOPHY Phil [pulling out briefcase and assembling gun]: Good idea! Steal my board idea now this? Not again"
"What's the nastiest part about having sex with someone's grandma? Well, that DependsTM"
"How does one call a female COCK-roach? A henroach. No pussy joke here, you dirty pervert."
"The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback"
"Somebody told me this really good joke the other day. You shoulda been there, it was hilarious."
"What doesn't kill you just makes you injured and really pissed off."
"Your resume just says ""falconer"" ""And?"" Well, this is a bank *falcon starts break-dancing* ""Not yet Tyler, wait until he offers us the job"""