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Joke of the Day
"Brexit EU now has 1 GB of free space!!"
Next Joke
"My bank statement is just a visual record of bad decisions."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Fucked-up Joke Frog. ""Fucked-up Joke Frog"" who? To get to the other side."
"*at a pizza buffet in the Midwest* Me: excuse me, can you please make a vegetarian pizza? Him: Sure! What kind of meat do you want on that?"
"Today I accidentally hit on the mirror It cracked me up"
"I want someone to push me up against the wall.. lean in.. and softly whisper... ""I'll do your housework for you"""
"* during an interview * Interviewer: ""So how long were you employed in your last job?"" Candidate: ""I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills."""
"The only thing better than iPad... ...is an iTampon."
"Oscar Pistorious wanted to buy a new bathroom door His girlfriend was dead against is"
"People call me Mr Compromise. Wasn't my first choice for a nickname, but I can live with it."