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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women... I've heard multiple versions of this joke. Please comment with you're favorite."

"What do the letters DNA stand for ? National Dyslexic Association"

"My wife wanted bigger breasts. I told her to rub toilet paper between them and over time they'll grow huge. She asked, ""How do you know it will work?"" ""It worked for your ass didn't it?!"""

"I got peanut butter on my camera Now every picture is a jif"

"I wanted to make a lame pun thread about fish. But its not the right time or plaice."

"My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She's an expert in sighcology."

"Well... I like to think of it this way if we survived two fantastic 4 movies we could survive Ragnarok and hey we did good job world"

"I lost my phone when it was on vibrate I guess if I loved it so much I should have put a ring on it"

"What does Hillary Clinton's presidency and Bill Clinton's presidency have in common? They were both ruined by weiners."

"What do you call a thousand terabytes of child porn? A pedobyte."