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Joke of the Day
"Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is."
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"I had anal sex and my sperm were so confused They tried to fertilize a piece of corn."
"My wacky Lutheran parents think my fiance is methane based because they don't belive in carbon dating."
"Why didn't JFK ever like vodka? Because he couldn't handle a few shots"
"Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs."
"Why do Mexicans cross the border alone? Because there can only be Juan."
"date: [breaks 3 minute silence] ""you dont have to use the chopsticks just to impress me"" me: [trying to pick up my beer] ""i can do it"""
"If this whole twitter thing doesn't work out, we can all get jobs writing for a company that makes mildly disturbing fortune cookies."
"I feel like every time a GOP candidate drops out, Oompa Loompas should appear & sing a song to teach us about the perils of gluttony & greed"
"Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding? Because they cantaloupe."