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"How many nazi's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? Nein"
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"I bet there are at least a few seconds when a tiger is chasing you where you look back and are like, ""awwww..."""
"I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate..."
"Harness the power of my dog's wagging tail and we could step into a much greener future."
"So Jack helps you off the horse. Will you help Jack off the horse?"
"Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes? The potry"
"A dog named joke starts playing with his owners. One of the kids throws a ball across the street, the dog goes for it..... A car runs him over, the joke is over."
"Dear cast of The Simpsons, Why is it that the Asian characters are white and the white characters are yellow? Sincerely, confused."
"Block the toddler from the kitchen while I sweep left, handoff the baby, pass you a bottle and take a shower. On 2. Go! Football parenting"
"how are a silver medalist and a priest alike They both came in a little behind"