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Joke of the Day
"How many nazi's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? Nein"
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"Damn, you are so savage... Andrew Jackson made you walk the Trail of Tears!"
"If I were any more pissy I could pass for a public pool."
"Candy Crushers keep inboxing me saying that they need ""lives"" as if I didn't already know that."
"Mickey Mouse is in court ... the judge looks and Mickey and says ""Why are you divorcing Minnie? is she crazy?"" Mickey looks at the judge and says ""No. She is fucking Goofy"""
"I used to be addicted to soap, but i'm clean now."
"What do a flat-earther, a Nazi, and YOU have in common? They all get one vote."
"joke - ghost What did the ghost wearing sox say? Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !"
"I often wonder if people at work can tell I'm using Tinder just by my hand motions... but then I realize they probably don't care WHY I'm masturbating."
"""Why does everyone hate me?"" I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on."