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Joke of the Day

"Wanna read a joke about procrastination? I'll type it later."

"A white guy, a black guy and a priest walk into a bar.. I immediately shoot the fucking nigger in his head, taking another dark coon out of the gene pool."

"Why did the lesbian go to Sports Authority? because she didn't like dicks."

"I bet The Flintstones make those guys at PETA furious."

"That awkward moment when you can't decide if it's just a bad pic or you really look like that."

"ME: snakes are mean TEACHER: right ME: but it's not their fault. They have 2 ends & no legs TEACHER: ok ME: so the ends justify the mean"

"""Hey, I can see my house from here!"" - homeless people, almost all the time"

"I named my eraser Confidence... Because it gets smaller after every mistake I make."

"I really wish I knew who kicked the jack under the car which I was working on.. .. the suspension is killing me."

"Your head is basically just the smartest part of your body wrapped in the spookiest part of your body."