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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia? Euthanasia."
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"If Kevin Bacon never said ""want some bacon with your eggs"" to a lonely chick in a bar, life just doesn't make sense anymore."
"Out of curiosity I decided to look at Pinterest, and I've decided it's basically cyber-hoarding..."
"Watching my dad try to scroll through pictures on my phone is like watching someone trying to pet a bubble."
"There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body and some people manage to get on every one."
"Raheem is a Pakistani orphan boy who has to walk 5 miles to reach his school.. but with your help of a few pennies a month..we can buy a whip and make the lazy bastard run."
"What do you call a gay farmer? A Jolly Rancher"
"Remember ladies: when a guy says ""I'm listening"" what he means is ""I bet if Godzilla had machine guns for arms he'd of been unstoppable""."
"Did you hear about the new Vietnamese noodle / southern BBQ fusion restaurant? It's called Pho-Q"
"What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket? He got off on a technicality"