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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia? Euthanasia."
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"The Emperor's New Clothes"
"What's the square root of 69? It's 8 something right?"
"So you have better sunblock than me... Rub it in"
"Yoga may be the key to your flexibility. Alcohol is the key to mine."
"Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever."
"Somebody told me that today literally adds up But that's silly, 8+8 =/= 2016"
"Shadow dancers begin making a mock hanging motion to Katy Perry's singing"
"Asked my girlfriend Shanon to tell me which fast food restaurant best describes my dick. She said Chick-fil-A, which was pretty clever, but the correct answer was Wendy's."
"What do you call it when Batman skips church Christian Bale"