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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why people say they don't believe in sex before marriage... It's obviously sex after marriage that doesn't exist."

"What does a hippy say when you ask him to leave? Namaste"

"Want to hear about the worst blowjob I ever had? It was awesome"

"Mrs. Bigger liked telling everyone her newborn baby boy was a lot bigger than she was... But he was really just a little Bigger."

"How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed."

"What led to the discovery of gravitational waves? A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama"

"Two old woman were sitting on a park bench A naked man with a fully erect penis walked past. One of the ladies had a heart attack, the other had a stroke."

"What kind of tableware do gym trainers use? Pilates"

"i just found a web site where you can see women with no clothes on not even underwear! brb!"

"A genius would have put Kevin Bacon in Grease."