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Joke of the Day

"Mrs. Bigger liked telling everyone her newborn baby boy was a lot bigger than she was... But he was really just a little Bigger."

"Relationship status: I'm about to go put on my camouflage pants so my family can't find me on the couch."

"My brother & I've competed for title of family black sheep for yrs. He checked in at a strip-club...on FB. Well played brother, well played"

"If Katt Williams had a nickel for every time he's been arrested... He'd put them in a sock and beat someone with it."

"I Like my slaves how i like my coffee............ Free"

"For Sale: Starter motor for Perpetual Motion Machine. Only used once."

"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."

"What's a penguins favorite relative? His Aunt Artica!"

"What do slutty nurses go as for Halloween?"

"Why do I only ran through campsites? Because it's past tents"