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Joke of the Day
"What kind of tableware do gym trainers use? Pilates"
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"I once threw a fish off of the roof of my house. I guess you could say the bass dropped."
"Q: What word begins with the letter ""F"" and ends in ""UCK""? A: FIRETRUCK."
"If there are degrees of asshole, I'm the pressing the crosswalk button even after watching you do it because maybe you did it wrong kind."
"What do you call it when a snake can't perform sexually? Ereptile dysfunction"
"I keep misreading ISS as ISIS... ...so I was very confused when we were sending ISIS The Martian"
"Me: I've been constipated for 2 months. Friend: No shit?"
"I used to know a joke about Jonestown... but the punchline's too long."
"How will Trump deport the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."
"When I was 8, my best friend & I had a big fight. The next week his family moved away. Dave, if you're reading this, I still hate your guts."