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Joke of the Day

"Two old woman were sitting on a park bench A naked man with a fully erect penis walked past. One of the ladies had a heart attack, the other had a stroke."

"My internet has been out for 24 hours and now my kids are moving out. That was easy."

"Eating a cigarette."

"I swear, the next person who pisses me off will find out very quickly that my threats are empty."

"I have a punchline with no joke. Help me out guys. Herpules and plaugasus..."

"A man with Schizophrenia says: ""I used to be Schizophrenic... but now we're better."""

"I was going to throw an earth day party But I forgot to planet."

"When you call a dog they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message."

"My cousin is a terrible proofreader. He always drinks a bottle of Jack Daniels before he checks my work."

"Why is Caitlyn Jenner's stomach bad for you? 'Cause it's full of trans-fat."