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Joke of the Day

"i just found a web site where you can see women with no clothes on not even underwear! brb!"

"Hungry? The hell with a snickers. Look to her cleavage, you'll find at least two snacks there and maybe some stray popcorn."

"The human cannonball informs the circus manager that he plans to retire at the end of season. The distraught manager protests ""Where am I going to find another employee of your caliber?"""

"A woman was masturbating furiously on the subway The police were going to arrest her, but she got off."

"What do you call a singing bottle of mustard? Celine Dijon"

"what is the disease that killed princes diana? Car pole tunnel syndrome"

"I've never liked barnacles, but since I moved to the harbour they've started to grow on me."

"I find it insulting that Arby's mascot isn't a pirate bee."

"Do not judge a book by its cover, unless there's a Swastika on the cover"

"You know, sometimes bad things happen to exactly the right people."