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Joke of the Day

"I'm just like every other man... I do my taxes one leg at a time!"

"I could've built a school in Africa with the amount of time I've spent uncapitalizing letters in texts to seem cool."

"Vagina jokes are not funny... Period."

"Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time? Because he was too slow."

"Why do french people love to eat snails? Because they can't stand fast food"

"My mate Dave has changed a lot since his time in prison For a start he's not half as tight as he used to be."

"If your avatar is you in a bikini, but it's the type that stays tiny when you click it, it may as well be turds in the shape of a swastika"

"What's black and fills out welfare forms?? A pen, you jerk."

"If you ever decide to commit suicide by jumping from a building, the least you could do is wear a cape first."

"Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write 'pp espressivo'."