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Joke of the Day

"They are finally letting women go to the ISS About damn time. Some one has to make the men sandwiches up there."

"Bending over in a short skirt will probably get me further than my expensive education ever will."

"Is it wrong that, whenever I see an obese black family, there's a part of me that wonders if all of them are Eddie Murphy?"

"I was going to tell an addition joke... ...but I forgot sum of it"

"Guys, you CAN catch AIDS from a toilet seat! If you sit down before the other guy gets up."

"Italians and Spaniards are so used to Catholic child abuse... ... That they call the Pope daddy"

"Buckwheat from the Little Rascals just converted to Islam.. Now he's Kareem of Wheat."

"Did you hear about the Greek philosopher who overdosed on drugs? He was a *myth*anphetamine user."

"Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying ""Tick, tick, tick, tick,...""? ""Ve haff vays of meking you tock."""

"Well Officer..we didn't have a bottle so that dead guy over there.. ""Him?"" No the other dead guy..suggested ""Spin The .44""..And I WON!"