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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a blonde dial 911 ? She can't find the eleven."
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"[stunned, eyes lock, a smile exchanged, and I knew it was kismet] *hands cash to lady Ma'am my baby isn't for sale. I SAID I'LL TAKE TWO!!"
"The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you, and you try to understand them in order to best tailor a revenge plot that suits them."
"What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house? This place feels earie."
"What does a Jewish pedophile say? ""You wanna buy some candy?"""
"What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster? Shellfish."
"What's a philosophers favorite toy? Plato"
"What's the worst aspect about Calculus teachers? They always go off on tangents in class."
"He said he wanted to ""put more than just words in my mouth"" and I was like ""I hope you mean hamburgers."""
"What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems? The Pastryarchy."