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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cat with 3 legs? A handicat"
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"Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet."
"I've reached the most difficult moment in parenting: explaining to my son why the first Star Wars movie is Episode 4."
"What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer? Juan on Juan."
"Apologies to General Tso for what I'm about to do to his chicken."
"Being married is like playing cards If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
"Kid 1: I'm bored Kid 2: me too Kid 3: our parents gave us horrible names"
"The butcher I worked with got behind in his work. He got his butt stuck in the meat grinder."
"Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber."
"'Nothing like a real book' I say 'The scent, pages between my fingers- cracking the spine!' My tree girlfriend's parents sway uncomfortably"