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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cat with 3 legs? A handicat"
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"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dre"
"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"
"I had a girl come over last night She was a shy little thing and offered her honor to me. Being a gentleman, I honored her offer. And all night, it was honor and offer, honor and offer."
"It would make more sense to put a teacher in every gun shop."
"fire works? buddy all fire works haha just some topical humor here on Twitter Online, where anything can happen"
"I had a detention for only using uppercase letters today Stupid capital punishment"
"When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness."
"Why is Santa always happy? Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)"
"Attention Netflix and Chill has been replaced The new thing is Cookies and Dick...that is all"