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Joke of the Day

"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes... That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away AND have his shoes!"

"Why do software developers make the best relationship partners? because they're not afraid of committing."

"I figured out how to make my penis 8 inches Fold it in half"

"I lost my only son today. Ha! Talk about a bad heir day."

"How do you make a cat bark? Drench it with gasoline, drop a lighted match on it... Woof!"

"I'm going our shopping for Black Friday Er...sorry. African American Friday."

"Just realized that I'm technically a vegan for the hours between dinner & breakfast. No wonder I feel so fucking superior all the time"

"What's the worst thing you can come across while browsing the Internet? Your keyboard."

"Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning? Because the friar rises!"

"I remember back in the day when you had to roll up a tiny scroll and give it to a falcon to tweet"