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Joke of the Day

"Easy way to earn karma points on /r/jokes? Options are: 1) Crack a witty comment 2) Link to /r/dadjokes 3) Submit a damn joke and the answer is.....drumroll...... just reply with a ""whoosh"", simple!"

"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)"

"After Monday and Tuesday Even the calendar says W T F"

"What's 2 + Blink 182 46"

"How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long."

"I'm pitching a show called ""Walking Dad"" where dads go around biting each other and then the people who get bitten become dads too."

"My State of the Union I am from Illinois, but I also lived in Arizona for a while."

"My friend David lost his ID the other day... Now we just call him Dav."

"Q: What did one hat say to the other hat? A: You stay here. I'll go on a head."

"I met this guy who said he was a Mir Space Station cosmonaut. But I thought it was quite an achievement."