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Joke of the Day

"My friend David lost his ID the other day... Now we just call him Dav."

"Don't worry, people who are sick of political tweets, every horror movies needs a few ""Nah, it's nothing"" types to raise the body count."

"My son was on eBay this morning No bids yet"

"The problem majoring in Electrical Engineering... is keeping up with Current Events."

"Ways to get ants out of your house: 1) Ant traps 2) Say you had a good time but it's late & you have work tomorrow 3) Set house on fire"

"God *twisting an owl*: I can't get this damn jar open."

"Shout out to Pringles for admitting they're addictive, unlike cigarettes and heroin the two biggest liars of the snack industry."

"My brother can dish it out, but he can't take it. He since lost his job as a waiter."

"What do you call a black man in a tree? A branch manager."

"Learning to love yourself is important. Just don't let your wife catch you doing it."