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Joke of the Day
"After Monday and Tuesday Even the calendar says W T F"
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"I still remember my grandfathers last words to me ""stop shaking the ladder, you little shit!"""
"China's economy is doing perfectly fine. I hear it's booming."
"What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant!"
"[sees a dog about to get run over] Me [dives toward dog & rolls to safety]: that was close [sees a cat about to get run over] Me: car coming"
"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can finish a race."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because it was out standing in its field."
"What is it called when a duck kills another duck? Quack on quack crime."
"What's the difference between me and a calendar? You can't fuck the shit out of a calendar"
"hAD SO MYCH COFFEE WHO wantS TO HELP ME STOP KONY LETS GO LETS STEAL A CAR BRO CMON"