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Joke of the Day

"I met this guy who said he was a Mir Space Station cosmonaut. But I thought it was quite an achievement."

"I've just started my own company called Flying Fuck Airlines. Judging from what I've seen here, it's going to be an outstanding success."

"I heard ISIS hates gay people so much they put a Fatwa on the entire city of San Francisco They called it 'A Haram Bay'"

"Idioms are for the birds"

"If you don't know the difference between a spree killer, a mass murderer, and a serial killer, we can't be friends."

"There is no more horrible death than the one of a poor tree that ends up being a Twilight book."

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One I like to crush with a sledgehammer till juice squirts out, the other is a watermelon"

"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed... 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects..."

"It's creepy that the only ingredient in fruit is fruit."

"Did you hear there's a new LGBT kung fu actor making films now? His stage name is Bruce Leigh"