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Joke of the Day
"What do you call your whore mother? NASS"
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"1. Change last name to Crunch. 2. Join the military. 3. Work my way up to Captain. 4. Become Captain Crunch. 5. WIN LIFE"
"Lawyer: The defense rests Judge: Counselor, your rebuttal? Lawyer: HAHAHA that sounded like ""you're a butthole"" Judge: LOLOLOL #Buttle"
"because yoda was in charge of the jokes why was the punchline in the title"
"Why don't German pessimists eat pork.... They always fear the wurst."
"Unemployed teachers ..... Have no class"
"A black woman called Betty came into my restaurant the other day... She asked, ""Is there any chicken on the menu?"" I replied, ""No black Betty, it's ham or lamb"""
"""You'll have more fun in high school, Zach.""nn""You'll have more fun in college, Zach.""nn""You'll have more fun in Hell, Zach."""
"Bad news guys. The 1st person who ever typed ""LOL"" into a keyboard just died of double AIDS."
"Why couldnt you trust Castros wife? Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now"