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Joke of the Day
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world Those who can count and those who can't."
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"Hired a gardener today and gave him a list of things to do. When I got back home he'd only done tasks 1,3 & 5. Turns out he's an odd job man."
"What's a Jihadist Muslims least favorite sex position? The Eiffel tower"
"Why does Karl Marx hate earl grey? Because all proper tea is theft."
"At the gynecologist Young woman:Doctor,last few days I can not feel the IUD string.What I am going to do now? Doctor:Well, now you can have sex with no strings attached!"
"Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught."
"""Can you cook dinner tonight?"" Can't. New meds say I can't operate any heavy machinery and that stove doesn't look light"
"whenever the police put a mannequin in a squad car to slow traffic, I strategically place mannequins around town committing crimes"
"So a blind man walks into a bar... and a table, and a couple of chairs"
"Things that smell better than they taste: coffee, popcorn, vanilla-scented ass."