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Joke of the Day

"whenever the police put a mannequin in a squad car to slow traffic, I strategically place mannequins around town committing crimes"

"Why didn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box."

"I have spent the past year looking for my ex's killer. but no one would do it."

"Happy April Foo... ...oh shit"

"What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!"

"Every 15 minutes, a woman gets run over. She's starting to get pissed."

"In mother Russia..... .... Joke is you."

"Awesome Moment when you are telling lie and your best friend notices and joins you . :)"

"Between men and women... There's a vas deferens."

"Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked."