224534
Joke of the Day
"Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught."
Next Joke
"How many bears would Bear Gryll grill if Bear Gryll could grill bears? I dunno, but PETA would be **pissed**."
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it"
"John Cena wakes up in a hospital Cena:""Where am I?"" Nurse:""ICU"" Cena:""No you don't """
"If two lawyers were drowning and you could only save one of them would you read the paper or go to lunch?"
"""Give me 'bored.' Give me 'late for lunch.' Scowl at a tree. Scowl at a tree. Look at a bird like you hate it."" - book jacket photographers."
"You are all invited to my murder shed, I mean my shed"
"In Soviet Russia... TV watches you. With much apologies to Yakov Smirnoff (who rarely told them). Please to bring on Russian Reversal jokes in comments."
"Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face? A Piano."
"Never run with scissors. Unless... You stole them You're running a 400 meter scissor relay You're being chased by giant paper dolls"