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Joke of the Day

"Ever notice how pathetically lonely you are when the person in the next bathroom stall completely ignores your knock knock joke?"

"I told my wife I wanted her to spread my ashes for traction when the back porch gets icy That way she can put me to work and step on me one last time."

"Bill Cosby's business card... Sorry I missed you, I was in while you were out."

"Do you know why Trump's name is on all of his buildings? So the banks know which ones to take back! Ha cha cha!!"

"I've wanted to post this forever. This."

"Boy am I stuffed! I finally finished eating the bag of salt I got for Christmas"

"Are you assholes still playing the lottery with the numbers from Lost?"

"How do you tell a crazy Jew that it's all in his head? ""It's psychosemitic"""

"There are two types of people in the world Employed people and english majors"

"Oscar Pistorious wanted to buy a new bathroom door His girlfriend was dead against is"