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Joke of the Day

"What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock? ""I don't have time for your ship."""

"This is your captain speaking. Would someone who knows how to be a pilot please come up? I'm literally just pressing buttons."

"Guy in wheelchair spotted on Google Earth lol"

"What game do lesbians like to play? Clash of Clams"

"Why did the nun always go to the same bar? Habit"

"It's cute how the news wants me to stick around until 11 for the forecast. As if I didn't have 17 other ways to get that info in seconds."

"So I went clubbing last night... Those seals didn't stand a chance."

"""I'm hungry. Except for anything you made. There's no way I'm eating that."" - Kids"

"Want to hear my favorite joke? 729271"

"Did you hear about Dictionary: The Musical? It's a play on words..."