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Joke of the Day
"What game do lesbians like to play? Clash of Clams"
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"Hey Chandler, wanna hang out with me, Phoebe and Monica later? We're going to the park to open and close umbrellas in a fountain."
"What's the difference between a woman and a plate? You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*"
"Uncle Robert was talking to his nephew Jimmy ""Uncle Bobby, how did you become my uncle?"" ""Well Jimmy, your parents went wham-bam and now Bob's your uncle."""
"You know what the first sign of AIDS is, right? A severe pounding in the ass..."
"Want to hear a joke? It's called my life"
"My mom said if I get ten thousand upvotes she will tuck me in Come on. She really wants a daughter."
"Boyscouts vs. Jews What is the difference between a boyscout and a jew? ... Boyscouts come back from their camps."
"There once was a Little Girl named Sue... She likes a lot of celebrities. But, every person she idolises commits suicide. Because they're Sue's idols! Hahaha?"
"A bodybuilder gets lost in the woods... And dies of starvation when he can't find his whey."