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Joke of the Day
"Guy in wheelchair spotted on Google Earth lol"
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"The Minnesota Twins have just signed Adrian Peterson to a 3 year deal. More details to come. All we know is Adrian will be a switch hitter."
"11: He shoots for her coffee. He SCORES! HE'S... Me: Grounded."
"$10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think ""that'd be a great name for my new baby!"""
"If Love is like Chemistry. I am a noble gas."
"What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach? Vladimir Poopin"
"What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on? ""Sorry, I just needed to vent"""
"Q: Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? A: They were all tied up."
"*taps Canadian *mumbles ""Apple starts with..."" ""Eh?"" *whispers ""Your blood type?"" ""Eh?"" *mutters ""Best grade?"" ""Eh?"" *giggles *runs away"
"Jesus was white If there's one thing I learned in church, it's that the man was a cracker"