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Joke of the Day

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"Whats 12 inches long and drives women crazy? [NSFW] A still born..."

"How do you pick up a jewish girl? In a dustpan."

"Someone stole my catheter... ... they really took the piss."

"You know what really grinds my gears? Oxidation"

"I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. White Good condition Reliable Cheap No evidence of rear end damage. Must See."

"I have daily sex Sorry, I mean, dyslexia."

"It's so humid today I keep expecting a southern lawyer to do his closing argument."

"A cop pulls over a redneck The cop asks ""Got any ID?"" The redneck scratches his head, "" 'bout what?"""

"Why did Hitler visit the optometrist so much? cause he could nazi"