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Joke of the Day

"""I'm hungry. Except for anything you made. There's no way I'm eating that."" - Kids"

"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? ..............you pull the pin and throw it back!"

"Donald Trump is starting a petition to stop the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He's very serious about trying to make the USA grate again."

"I'd attend church a lot more if, instead of a tiny cracker, the body of Christ was a tiny quesadilla."

"Cabbies, stop acting like paying with a credit card is the worst thing to happen to you since you were a child soldier in your homeland."

"How was copper wire invented? Two jews picked up the same penny simultaneously"

"if evolution isnt real then sombody please explain how my couch has ""evolved"" to fit the shape of my butte"

"Nachos on Christmas Eve. We're celebrating the birth of cheeses!"

"If Italian westerns are called Spaghetti Westerns,then what are Japanese ones called? Sushi Westerns"

"Why can't Quentin Tarantino make a good first impression? He's always getting off on the wrong foot."