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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !"

"I'm not sure if I actually have free time or there are things I'm forgetting to do."

"What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless"

"Hi, 911? I see someone from high school in this coffee shop and they're the type to corner & chat me up and I don't know what to do HI LAURA"

"My dad beat me so hard. Our priest asked him for some tips."

"So a homeless guy asked me to give him $20 to hold him off until payday. I asked him when payday was, and he replied, ""How would I know, you're the one who's working."""

"My brother said his wife is ""like a plunger"" when she gets drunk. She likes to bring up old shit. Hahahaha"

"Can you tease, please and never squeeze Argentina? Yes, but you Gotze try a little tenderness."

"*Queen bee in hive* ""You, go pollinate flowers"" ""You, go make some honey"" ""You, go buzz around some humans and ruin their picnic lol"""

"What is your favorite knick knock joke? Do tell."