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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between your mom and your dad? Your dad didnt cry when I fucked him in the ass."

"I don't pay for prostitute, they pay me to stop ? Up vote if you agree"

"Having gay parents must be horrible You either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of ""go ask your mom"""

"My daughter just asked me how to spell bourbon so she's either asking Santa to hook up her old man or writing a letter to child services."

"Together, I can beat schizophrenia."

"Women don't want to hear a man's opinion... ...They just want to hear their own in a deeper voice. (Credit to Jeff Foxworthy)"

"Beauty and the Beast is my favorite story that teaches kids that if you're ugly, hold a girl against her will & she'll eventually love you."

"They are investigating Princes death... They dusted for prince, but found him face down in the corner."

"Everyone has a thigh gap... ...when they're doing the splits."

"Why didnt the mole make it to the stripclub? He was slow as molasses."