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"OMG you guys, my penis is doing the most adorable thing right now!"
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"PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like. TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like."
"What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist."
"Every year I work my ass off to get the kids what they want for Christmas but then That fat bearded bastard gets all the credit. Mind you, It's my fault I married her."
"If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type, I could lead in the Republican Primary polls."
"How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards."
"This guy came up to me and told me that he fucked my mom My step dad is weird as fuck"
"As a kid I could never understand why my mother would not let me play near the train tracks across the street from my house. Then it hit me."
"My mothers favorite Knock-Knock Joke Her : Knock-knock Me : Who's there? Her : Iwannaeatmahp Me : Iwannaeatmahp who? Her : Hahaha! You wanna eat your poo?!"
"Argon walks into a bar The bartender says ""We don't serve your kind here."" Argon doesn't react."