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Joke of the Day

"Every year I work my ass off to get the kids what they want for Christmas but then That fat bearded bastard gets all the credit. Mind you, It's my fault I married her."

"Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane? So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her."

"What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? It only took 1 nail to hang the picture."

"Studies show that most New Yorkers are offended by 9/11 jokes. The study also revealed that they thought the other 2/11 jokes were funny."

"If someone is born deaf and dumb, blind, has no arms or legs.... Can we actually call him a piece of meat?"

"What's the second hardest thing in the morning? Getting out of the bed!"

"I named my dick money... 'Cause women love to blow it"

"what do you call a black horse? a neigh-gro"

"The bitches love me because I'm well spoken, intelligent and would never disrespect them and shit."

"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? surreal"