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Joke of the Day

"What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist."

"Despite the large variations in ambient temperature, how do warm blooded animals stay warm? By definition."

"I just paid to have my house exorcised... But I couldn't keep up with the repayments - so my house got Repossessed."

"Hey baby, I'm like Fred Flintstone I can really make your bed-rock. Also I live in a cave and don't have any electricity"

"When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee That's a moray."

"End a boring conversation by opening an umbrella in their face"

"What is yellow and cannot swim ? A yellow digger. Why can't it swim ? It has only one arm"

"Some small people that I don't know think I'm strange To me they're a little stranger"

"I went to church today just to thank God I'm not Miley Cyrus."

"how come paul simon gets all the first names and art garfunkel just gets random words"