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Joke of the Day

"My mothers favorite Knock-Knock Joke Her : Knock-knock Me : Who's there? Her : Iwannaeatmahp Me : Iwannaeatmahp who? Her : Hahaha! You wanna eat your poo?!"

"What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave? Mind if I Slytherin?"

"Job interview Hiring manager: so, according to your resume you have listed ""can pee with a boner"" as a skill Me: yea bruh I guess u can say its kinda hard Manager: wow lol you're hired"

"What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !"

"I'm watching 'Dexter' for inspiration. Entertainment. I meant entertainment."

"I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.' If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself."

"How many people does it take for Prince Andrew to be accused of gang rape? One. And one's friends."

"What did the snail say when he rode a turtle? Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out."

"Why do some people think Jesus was black? Cause he is our father, and he never came back."

"What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common? Either way someone's losing a trailer."