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Joke of the Day

"If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type, I could lead in the Republican Primary polls."

"What are your best/favorite anti-jokes?"

"If I mess up at the beginning of a video game I just start over. This rule applies to life too. Used wrong exit on Fwy, calling it a day..."

"Guys, did you know that as long as you say ""great hit"" or ""great catch"" you can touch another straight guy's butt an it's not even weird?"

"What browser do you use to watch porn? Bill Gates: ""Internet Explorer"" Sundar Pichai: ""Google Chrome"" Tim Cook: ""Safari"" Jared Fogle: ""Tor"""

"Guess who won't be winning world cup this year? Brazil."

"Forget the Home Alone parents forgetting their kid. Why the hell do they own a bunch of mannequins?"

"People say that Twitter is pointless but it's teaching my children to be self sufficient."

"If a waffle is a pancake with abs. Then is a sauage a peice of bacon with a dick? (NAF"

"How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, take peas and put them around the hole. Now when he comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole."