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Joke of the Day

"When your friend wants to do a drive by but none of us can see that good at night anymore."

"I stopped at the bookstore to pick up the book I ordered on how to get through life with an extremely small penis. It isn't in yet."

"You know you're old when you watch a horror movie where annoying, partying college kids get murdered and you identify with the killer."

"What is a Mexicans Favorite book? TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD!"

"First I dated a seventh day adventist and then a mormon I told my mom that im not just in it for the sects but she doesn't believe me."

"What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."

"Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK. Rolling"

"Girls are a lot like universities... I spend hours looking at them, only to realise I can't get into any of them."

"Its ironic.... ... that you lot just don't get irony."