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Joke of the Day
"What is a Mexicans Favorite book? TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD!"
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"I went all around town looking for an optometrist's office when, at long last, I found one. It was a site for sore eyes."
"My lame brother and his friends dressed up as european sausages tonight! He's the wurst."
"I'm a racist person and my mouth says racist things but my penis is a humanitarian. - Dave Chapelle."
"Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers? It's a shifty business."
"Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face."
"Cannibalism isn't funny Although, it depends on a person's taste..."
"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? ...banned from the petting zoo..."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic baker who advertised a job vacancy? He got no customers because his sign said, ""Looking for staff, a pie within."""
"What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down."