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Joke of the Day
"Its ironic.... ... that you lot just don't get irony."
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"A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. ""This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well."""
"7: I didn't do my homework Me: why not? 7: they told us to write about the new president Me: so? 7: you told me not to cuss"
"You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave."
"Probably drank too much coffee this morning. Probably drank too much. Probably too much coffee. Drank too much. Coffee. Probably."
"BEN AFFLECK: I'm directing a new movie and I was thinking about you for the lead role BEN AFFLECK: Well I'm obviously very flattered"
"Here's the thing about the paleo diet. If cavemen could have eaten donuts they would have."
"I hug people I hate so I know how big I need to dig the hole in my backyard."
"What did the Mexican family get for Christmas? Deported"
"-Trump's top agenda for his first 100 days in office : make everyone use ""bigly"" in conversations so he doesn't look like a fool for being the only one who uses this word ."