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Joke of the Day

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK. Rolling"

"Internet is filled with girls crying over Zayn leaving 1D. Never knew there were so many girls in the world until yesterday."

"Knock Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Mandela Effect."

"I think the worst thing about falling asleep right after sex is that I never manage to get the fish back into the aquarium."

"What do you call a British woman with a yeast infection? An English muffin"

"When writing your calculus exam, make sure you don't sit between twins. Because you might not be able to differentiate between them."

"Did you hear about that baby boy that was born with no eyelids? The doctors actually used his foreskin from circumcision to construct his eyelids. He's OK, but just a little cock-eyed."

"What do you call a female dog with a PH level above 7? A basic bitch"

"How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures? Someone is lying."

"What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea? An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week."