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Joke of the Day

"Girls are a lot like universities... I spend hours looking at them, only to realise I can't get into any of them."

"Want to hear a joke? Pussy."

"Betsy the cow applied to leather crafting college early decision. Unfortunately she was defurred."

"Hurricane Sandy I asked my bartender for a Hurricane Sandy. She looked confused and asked, ""What is that?"" I replied, ""A watered down Manhattan."""

"Why are flowers the best test takers? They have all of the anthers."

"The Ultimate Spoiler You all die in the end."

"Kids are like farts. You don't mind your own, but others peoples are just unbearable"

"When I was in college, I had sex roughly 5 times a week... but I had sex gently a lot more."

"A bit of Christmas Doggerel Oh, you better not shout, you better not cry, you better bite the pillow, cuz I'm going in dry."

"what do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator"