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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!"

"13: Mom, you look younger every day. M: What do you want? 13: A new skateboard. M: How young? 13: 29 M: Done."

"I'm writing a movie script about a group of Kenyan refugees who are breaking track records in a suburban American high school... I call it, ""Fast times at Ridgemont High"""

"Where does Skrillex like to eat lunch? He goes to WUBway!"

"A cat once said we must think outside of the box Because it shits in it"

"Somehow it's reassuring knowing I'm not the only one pretending to be normal."

"I saw a sausage fly by my window I must be going insane it was actually a bird. I think I've taken a Tern for the Wurst"

"The year is 2035. The only movies are superhero reboots. Anyone caught looking up from their phone is fined $100."

"Why is light beer like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."

"Doctor Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite!"